Also about toast-85Toast is just a warmer, less salty cracker (like Ritz), so if you eat something like Jelly toast, or Cinnamon toast, it shouldn't be too outlandish to eat the same thing on a cracker, or vice versa. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+16Synthetic-meat is the only way to have kosher-pigs and halal-pork, amirite?
Also about toast+107You know you've made peanut-butter-toast correctly when the peanut butter is melting, and ends up dripping all over the toast, amirite?
Also about toast+402If you put bread in the toaster, you get toast. If you put toast in the toaster, you get burned toast. If you put burned toast in the toaster, it may catch on fire. If you put toast that's on fire in the toaster, you are a retard, amirite?
Also about toast+796When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?
Also about toast+194It sucks when you put on some toast and go off to do something for a moment, then you forget about your poor toast, leaving it stranded in a toaster, then by the time you remember it, it's gone cold and the butter doesn't melt in nicely anymore, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+58Simple Sauteed Frog's Legs
Soak frog legs in milk for 1 hour, turning every 15 minutes. Remove from milk and salt and pepper them lightly, and coat them in flour. In a skillet bring the butter to a sizzle and add frog legs. Sauté legs uncovered until they're golden brown on both sides (turning as needed). amirite?