About Being Sorry * A secretary is informing her boss about an unexpected visitor during his absence: - "Sir, a stranger dropped by while you were out and wanted to see you." - The boss: - "And what did he want?" - The secretary: - "He wanted to smash your face." - The boss: - "Oh, hell! And what did you tell him"? - The secretary: - "That, I was so sorry that you were not in!"