Also about toast-85Toast is just a warmer, less salty cracker (like Ritz), so if you eat something like Jelly toast, or Cinnamon toast, it shouldn't be too outlandish to eat the same thing on a cracker, or vice versa. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink-73You shame your body enough with the food you eat...so quit bitching about someones words, amirite?
Also about toast+107You know you've made peanut-butter-toast correctly when the peanut butter is melting, and ends up dripping all over the toast, amirite?
Also about toast+194It sucks when you put on some toast and go off to do something for a moment, then you forget about your poor toast, leaving it stranded in a toaster, then by the time you remember it, it's gone cold and the butter doesn't melt in nicely anymore, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+65A dog will never share his food with you, but if you don't share your food with him he'll start questioning your entire relationship. amirite?
Also about toast+796When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+17Popcorn is simultaneously the most and least expensive snack out there. amirite?
Also by TylerMayhemDurden-4Guys: you dab/wipe with toilet paper when you pee, amirite?
Also by TylerMayhemDurden+100You find it very unattractive and gross when people don't shower at least once every two days. Amirite?
Also about toast+402If you put bread in the toaster, you get toast. If you put toast in the toaster, you get burned toast. If you put burned toast in the toaster, it may catch on fire. If you put toast that's on fire in the toaster, you are a retard, amirite?