Also about heart and imagine+395Whenever you think of a heart attack, you imagine a guy having one, even though you know they're not strictly for males, amirite?
Also about heart and imagine-46Imagine you are a surgeon, and you have three patients - one of which needs a kidney transplant, one a liver transplant and one a heart transplant. The patients are honest, law-abiding citizens of society. Then a man, with all his organs perfectly healthy, walks in and collapses on the floor - he is a dishonest criminal who has killed three people and would have killed the next person he sees. Assuming nobody knew, you would kill the man and use his organs to save the three patients, amirite?
Also about heart+371"Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you. The girl lays on operation bed. Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too. Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone. Girl: Nurse where is he? Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they? Nurse hands the girl a note. Girl reads note 'I told you it was yours'". That's pretty creepy, amirite?
Also about heart and necklace+127The open heart collection necklace from Kay jewelers looks like a bedazzled nut sack, amirite?
Also about imagine+270When you imagine people coming to your funeral, you imagine your crush crying and admitting that he loved you the whole time, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+20I don't care how much you liked the soap _ NEVER_ be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom. Amirite?
Also about heart and soulmate+120A soulmate is someone who's heart beats at the same frequency as your own. The closer you get, the greater your heartbeats' amplitude grows. Your hearts begin to resonate with each other, the nausea sets in, and the two of you are left recollecting every moment of your individual lives up to the single moment when you first met, realizing that there is no comparison. amirite?