I do like playing with words. Someday my crazy ass is going to walk up to a perfect stranger tear open a packet of salt. Poor it on their shoe and say I just asalted you. :)
Without a spoon...you're sucking soup too.
Without chopsticks...I'll eat Chinese food as i normally do.
With your hands? :)
Yea and sometimes a fork
Ya forkin maniac! :)
Be the first one to wish me happy birthday you ass! :)
Happy Birthday you ass!..
How do you know I'm not using a spork?
Honestly I kind of seeing you having a spork. :)
I have video of my daughter as a young toddlers saying "Give me a fuckin spoon!" She was asking for a fork and spoon.
I'm kind of evil. Taught many kids to sing "you put the poon in the tang and you stir it all around. Then you have a good orange drink" :)
And with chopsticks...you could be...chopped.
I like using chopsticks and not in a snobbish way...but it seems to come across like that when we all go out and I'm the only one who asks for chops.
That was a knife pun.;))
Love you :)