Your 20 guests are all in Las Vegas. Then, tragically, you both decide to cancel your wedding.What do you tell your guests...in an effort to make it better?
We've decided to bypass the whole cermony thing as it's so boring and just go straight to the Reception and party and open the gifts, this means more dancing and booze for you all and plus as both of us are still single, we are available for hookups after the party. See you on Tinder
Exactly! I'd like to have a monthly wedding... without the actual wedding... imagine all the gifts, you'd have so many toasters!! and with all the cake, you'd never need to eat in between
We've decided to bypass the whole cermony thing as it's so boring and just go straight to the Reception and party and open the gifts, this means more dancing and booze for you all and plus as both of us are still single, we are available for hookups after the party. See you on Tinder
I am taking notes
That is how I normally eat any cake
YAY!!
Tell them to enjoy the party, and all expenses that they have incurred will be paid for by the parents of the bride and groom.
"The bitch changed her mind." I hope you bought something that you'd like yourself.
If there's cake... Who cares😊
Y'all should be used to this by now
It sounds like it could make a great annual event... you know to get family and friends together
Plus you get free gifts...and cake
Exactly! I'd like to have a monthly wedding... without the actual wedding... imagine all the gifts, you'd have so many toasters!!
and with all the cake, you'd never need to eat in between 
I got given an industrial strength toaster for mine, and I still have it. I think it'll become like a family hair loom or whatever it's called
I am now no longer allowed within 50 feet of my daughters Easy Bake Oven
I find if you uses your toaster while you're in the bath, not only does it save time but you also get a free hairdo
Go play the slot machines..