If you could ride into battle on an animal, what animal would it be?

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An steel plate armored saber tooth tiger the big ones like Diego from Ice age

I would like a stout saddle, but this guy would work for me:

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I choose not to.

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@2614816

Well then.....a wild boar. A very large one:)
His noise alone will scare everyones elses critters!

Real one: Bear or one of the big cats
Fictional one: Unicorn or Dragon

An otter.

Come on, what did you expect from me, really?

@AliceD Something otter this world :)

I wouldn't be riding a zonkey. Such behavior has been deemed to be blasphemous. My answer stays, although I didn't mention anything about the size of the said animal. Otters on steroids can be huge.

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@2614780

A Demon fox? xD

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@2614842

Cerberus? 乂º◡º乂
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@2614858

Lol, you confused me there. That gif is from Kurama, a demon fox (a nine-tail fox) xD
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He's pretty awesome too. I would take him over a dragon.

A turtle.

Battlecat RAAWWR! 乂^◡^乂
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@2614820

I'm not sure love. It might be a version of She-Ra or possibly even Teela...
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乂º◡º乂

@Ada Battlecat RAAWWR!...

I really should get a saddle like yours for my T-Rex.
His scales REALLY chafe. swt smilie

Hey DeeDub :) hope all is well my friend!

A T-Rex

A mama grizzly charging to protect her cubs. No one is so stupid to challenge a mama grizzly protecting her babies.

Or maybe a bee - 'sting like a bee'...

a giant TICK

A Butterfly
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God's specialty is taking something small, and making it huge.
He chooses the weak to demonstrate His Power.

@Budwick A Butterfly God's specialty is taking something small, and...

You just need it to beat its wings on the other side of the planet apparently.

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@Lil_Princess I almost chose that one and kinda regret I didn't.

All the cool kids choose butterflies!
It's not too late - there are many kinds of beautiful butterflies!
And, I'd be proud to go into battle with you and our butterflies!

A panther...I would have had said cheetah but I was worried about motion sickness think smilie

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@2613820

I would forget to hold on and hit the ground hehe smilie

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But those scales make me sore. sad smilie

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