I just wanted to draw that...
Ouch my ass! 乂^◡^乂
A pained ass - it always looks painful xD
And having done that...I know it can hurt...
You're right, it really does not look cool. It looks demoniacal.
I had to find that out the hard way. I gathered some friends and tried to slide down stairs exactly like you show in your picture, with a few inches between my body and the stairs, toward the ground, with the same cool, relaxed pose, plus sunglasses and everything. They were pretty surprised, but not in a good way. Rather than finding it cool, they just assumed I was possessed and ran away screaming.
So, don't try it.
Gee, I thought it would be so cool! I mean, I even went so far as dressing to look like a stickman. (That part was actually harder than achieving levitation, which simply required a superconductor, liquid nytrogen and some magnets)
(btw, I love the picture. lol)
Or just plain falling, I always get up and hope no one saw me. lol
One time I fell getting out of the car, and my only thought was I hope I didn't get my white jacket dirty. lol
Oh right, falling upis pretty bad as well.
By the way, would a stair slide help to reduce the number of such accidents and still be funny?
Knowing me, I would go straight against the wall.... still painful.
Lol - no need - you can slide slowly.
The funniest is still falling up the stairs and spilling coffee or tea:
I can make it look pretty good but I am more impressive when I fall up the stairs
Just lay yourself on the stairs as if it was meant to happen xD
I usually do
Nope...You just have to get up and act like you meant for that to happen..
I've tried that. Didn't work. The pain just spread all over and I froze, smiling at my two worried friends and waiting for the pain to go away so I could move without feeling like I was going to break my lower back.
Well...good thing you didn't get hurt bad though..
I just got bruised. Couldn't sleep on my back for days thanks to that, but yeah, at least I didn't break or twisted an ankle :D