Man...sorry my first thought
Um...Um...broom & dust pan
That is an impressive skill that any woman would like...plus you look cute as a button in that pink apron
Oh I bet you look like a doll
I could see you getting instantly hired with those outfits
restaurant that serves fried green tomatoes
source for inexpensive caviar
I saw an old lady driving her car with a bumper sticker that said "A hard man is good to find"
post on amirite
Just about anything good is hard to find - all our products seem to be made in japan or whatever. So it is hard to find anything made in usa. I try to buy local and made in usa, sometimes you just can't find those things.