GOLFING JOKE...... While golfing, a grey-haired gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young female golfer, who lived in a villa on the course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?” "I’m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.She said, "Come on up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.” The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a verynice figure. "That’s really nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife would like it.” "Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was so pretty and so very persuasive. He sighed...."Well, I guess it's OK," he finally agreed. After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.” "Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?” He replied, "I'm guessing still under the cart."