Also about life and dying+313You hate those people that try to make you feel guilty for having a good life. Yes, I feel sorry for the poor children in Africa and the soldiers dying in Iraq and shit like that, but I'm not going stop enjoying my life because of it, amirite?
Also about life and dream+271You hate it when you wake up and are going about your daily life, when suddenly you see or hear something that makes you abruptly remember in extreme detail the dream you had the night before, especially if the dream makes you question your mental stability, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+11If you're going to pretend you're patriotic, atleast know that AK-47s are Russian bro. Amirite?
Also about life+77Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+453The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?