I laughed so hard I wet my underwear...
My underwear keeps creeping up....geez.
My underwear keeps shrinking in the wash as it doesn't fit so well
And now for a brief moment of reality: I was at a small Russian-community pot luck when I saw that one of my friends had a two-inch wedgie, starring Fruit of the Loom underwear, around his waist.
Gloves are just hand underwear