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Shingles A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" Link: http://www.workjoke.com/doctors-jokes.html

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Shingles

A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."

So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."

So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."

The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

Link: http://www.workjoke.com/doctors-jokes.html

Ha! Saw that one coming:)

@Carla Ha! Saw that one coming:)

Lol ! Maybe that as a nurse or doctor, you might have thought first of the disease. hehe smiliehehe smilie

Good one! My mind didn't even go there until the end. hehe smilie

@JanHaskell Good one! My mind didn't even go there until the end.

Lol ! It is rather normal that in a hospital, they first think of the disease. hehe smiliehehe smilie

A little bit expected, but still funny. Thanks, Marianne!

@Will_Janitor A little bit expected, but still funny. Thanks, Marianne!

You're welcome, Will. You know probably about most of these jokes - I'll have to try with another one ... hehe smiliehehe smilie

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