Also about jesus+368As a young man Jesus was a carpenter, that means someone out there must have a cabinet built by Jesus. Wouldn't that be the coolest collectible, a bookshelf made by the messiah, amirite?
Also about jesus+406You wonder if Mary ever stopped teenage Jesus before he went out to do miracles with, "Jesus..., have you cleaned your room yet?", amirite?
Also about jesus+251Jesus turned water into wine. My wife turns oxygen into whine. Top that Jesus. amirite?
Also about jesus+2,459It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
Also about jesus+348Teenage girls need to stop acting like Jesus is some sort of brand. It's beneficial to embrace your religion, but wearing everything Jesus-themed and thinking you are cool because you love Jesus isn't. amirite?