Also about result+406I hate condom commercials. It's very uncomfortable when you're just sitting there with your dad watching a football game when suddenly "NEW TROJAN FIRE AND ICE CONDOMS CAN RESULT IN PURE ECSTACY!!" while cutting to a scene of a man and a woman gasping with exertion. Not only do those commercials result in agonizingly awkward situations, fire and ice are the last things one would want on their d... amirite?
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Also about Politics+4Come join our fanbase and re elect him in 2024! amirite?
Also about result+50Over-population may be driving humanity to glorifying butt things over vaginal things to slow our population growth through non-procreative sex and we simply don't grasp the reach of our own genetic wisdom and it emerges in pop culture as a result. amirite?
Also about result+17If Pinnochio said "My nose will grow now" it would result in the complete reversal of the entire space-time continuum ultimately ending in a catastrophe that would be more disastrous than the zombie apocalypse itself. amirite?
Also about Politics-64If America is such a racist country, where are all the Asians complaining about it? amirite?
Also about result+34People's personalities are a direct result of what they're born like, and their experiences (how they're rewarded/punished by life for things they do and how they act). People's choices are a result of their personalities, and people's success depends on their choices. If it all ties back to things we don't have an impact on, then all we really are is our bodies and our experiences. Where is the free will, Amirite?
Also about Politics+18The Simmeringfrog has yet to bring up an elected democrat who wants to kill their political opponents(since he claimed everything Righties do, leftists do as well). Out of desperation, The SimmeringFrog will up abortion. Even though having an abortion is not the same thing as killing anyone who doesn’t agree with your politics. Its now Day 2! Everyday he doesn’t provide a democratic politician who advocates killing republicans, is proof from the frog himself of how much crazier they are. amirite?