Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?

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Better have a familiar voice.
My dogs are going nuts and i have a pistol in my hand.

I do have a front door.....

I dunno, I might think something like... "What does Santa Claus want here at this time of the year? At 5 am? And why didn't he just enter through the chimney?".

I'd assume it's birds (again) open the blinds and be like
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If it's someone, I'd wonder where they got the magic carpet to fly
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@LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred yeeoww frightening blue monster

Yup, that's me when you wake me without me getting enough sleep. ;P

Na, really that's from a children's movie... and he's one of the good guys ;)

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Hubby, get the gun!!!!!!

@StarzAbove Hubby, get the gun!!!!!!

You and your guns xp smilie

At least wolfs aren't the target biggrin smilie

@Zolfie You and your guns At least wolfs aren't the target

Actually I don't even know where the guns are. Since I shot my finger with a BB gun, I stay away from guns. lol

@StarzAbove Actually I don't even know where the guns are. Since I shot my finger with a BB gun, I stay away from guns. lol

Oh, I just knew you pretend to shoot one at me, after I pretend to rub my back on your carpet, making it all dirty ;P

@StarzAbove Hubby, get the gun!!!!!!

I used to say that when I was married and it seemed someone was outside. Nobody was ever outside just neighbor dogs sniffing around.

At 5 am? You kidding me? I'd be deep asleep I wouldn't even hear. My friends once had the brilliant idea to make a joint call and call me too, I was so sleepy and barely awake I just shut it to their faces, if I remember right they wanted me to get up get dressed and leave in 4 am which in my half asleep state was not even in the consideration.

"Come in, Carla, you can put the pistol and the dogs down now. Let me make you straight, once again. Try this, it's a cocktail made out of chicken."

Depends on who it is

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omg smilie Wait, Stormtroopers are still using bullets?
I thought they used something a little more powerful wt smilie

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@2623535

Real laser gun > .45 > flashlight gun

You know... assuming their is a real laser gun.

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@2623541

Point and Game! You win!
Those laser guns must be too hard to aim, or they're very poorly trained in aiming.

Depends on who it is

i call 911 immediately and move away from the windows.

I probably wouldnt even hear it but it better be important. I am armed too.

Good morning

this better be good.

I'm armed.

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