I would ask how they managed to scale three stories on the side of my building.
Better have a familiar voice.
My dogs are going nuts and i have a pistol in my hand.
I do have a front door.....
But I wanted to secretly talk/howl with the dogs
Then the back fence would have been a far better idea. That is where they go to talk to the night.
goes to the back fence then
I dunno, I might think something like... "What does Santa Claus want here at this time of the year? At 5 am? And why didn't he just enter through the chimney?".
That's not Santa. It's his wife.
Ah! Makes more sense now.
No, it doesn't.
The fact that it doesn't make any sense makes a lot of sense.
You are just too sensible.
Don't stick your finger in her.
Ok... I'll let her clean her own ear herself, then.
Just send her up the chimney. She should learn the entry.
Sounds pretty sensible.
She has some rash in her thighs. Apparently reindeer are hard to ride.
Ah, so that explains it.
Oh this is easy...if during the week nothing. I am already at work. The weekend...scream like a little girl
I'd assume it's birds (again) open the blinds and be like
If it's someone, I'd wonder where they got the magic carpet to fly
yeeoww frightening blue monster
Yup, that's me when you wake me without me getting enough sleep. ;P
Na, really that's from a children's movie... and he's one of the good guys ;)
Hubby, get the gun!!!!!!
You and your guns
At least wolfs aren't the target
Actually I don't even know where the guns are. Since I shot my finger with a BB gun, I stay away from guns. lol
Oh, I just knew you pretend to shoot one at me, after I pretend to rub my back on your carpet, making it all dirty ;P
I used to say that when I was married and it seemed someone was outside. Nobody was ever outside just neighbor dogs sniffing around.
It depends on:
You are drunk. You live next door.
At 5 am? You kidding me? I'd be deep asleep I wouldn't even hear. My friends once had the brilliant idea to make a joint call and call me too, I was so sleepy and barely awake I just shut it to their faces, if I remember right they wanted me to get up get dressed and leave in 4 am which in my half asleep state was not even in the consideration.
"Come in, Carla, you can put the pistol and the dogs down now. Let me make you straight, once again. Try this, it's a cocktail made out of chicken."
How many times have i heard that? No one can make my chicken cocktails the way i like them.
No one gets that it isnt the feather.
It's the pin.
Yeah, I know it isn't much to look at, but the pin will grow.
In no time
Depends on who it is
Wait, Stormtroopers are still using bullets?
I thought they used something a little more powerful
Real laser gun > .45 > flashlight gun
You know... assuming their is a real laser gun.
Point and Game! You win!
Those laser guns must be too hard to aim, or they're very poorly trained in aiming.
"The police are on their way, I'm pretty sure I can shoot through the wall! And I'm sorry I missed your call. :)
i call 911 immediately and move away from the windows.
"Dear moron who wants to be shot. I really don't want to damage my window. Shooting through said window would cause property damage that I'd be liable for. Therefore we need to reach a happy compromise.. You just ring the doorbell a few times and tape a note to the door with your name and address. That way my sleepy ass doesn't have to replace a window nor clean up a mess on my front lawn. I can then simply kill you at my leisure. It just works out better for everyone" :)
I probably wouldnt even hear it but it better be important. I am armed too.
this better be good.