Also about Jokes & Humour+9Cheetahs must have felt really ashamed when they found out the fastest thing alive was a blue hedgehog, amirite? More
Also about chicken, road, and crossed+171Poultry does not have the brain capacity to understand and use man-made infrastructure for its intended purposes, so the chicken must have incidentally crossed the road as it wandered aimlessly, amirite?
Also about road and chicken crossed+842"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Normal Person: "To get to the other side." Grandfather: "Back in my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road! We were told that it crossed the road, and that was it!" Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it did, I've not been told!", amirite?
Also about road and chicken crossed+441We all know the real reason why the chicken crossed the road. A black man was chasing him with some hotsauce. amirite?