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Optimist - the glass is half full, Pessimist - the glass is half empty. What other such examples can you give about this?

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Kleptomaniac - the glass is worth something if stolen.
Survivalist - the water in the glass is vital to hydration.
Book lover - the glass can spill and damage my books.

Magician - the glass is nowhere to be found.

Alcoholic - I hope that's booze in the glass.

Realist - it's half a glass of water.

I never worry about my glass being half full or half empty. I just refill it.

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@2624460

Well, I thought it was funny...

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@2624632

She must be a hoot a minute.

Environmental scientist - making certain, that the water is uncontaminated.

Isaac Newton (on a sunny day) - The glass disassembles the light into a spectrum.

Church Goer - The glass is stained.

Kraftwerk - Even the greatest stars dislike themselves (their own reflections) in the glass.

@PhilboydStudge Isaac Newton (on a sunny day) - The glass disassembles the light into a spectrum. Church Goer - The glass is...

Scientist - This glass is composed mainly of silica dioxide and quartz.

Conspiracy theorist - This glass is covering something up!

Germaphobe - This glass is covered with bacteria!

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@2623953

I just wanted everyone to follow the examples given can you make a few?

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@2624056

Do people ever mess with you that clone soldiers are horrible shooters?

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@2624059

Hahahahahhaha I loved the CNN Trump one insert gif where Trump choke slams CNN

The grass is always greener on the other side.

VicZinc, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be, we could have saved the cost of making it so big and paid the workers more.

wine connoissuer - that wine is not good enough to drink more

my family- give it to me, I'll drink it!

Yin and Yang

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@2624405

I was hoping you'd follow the example given in most comments

Realist — glass of water.

Two ½ s make one whole!

@Zolfie Two ½ s make one whole!

I just wanted everyone to follow the examples given can you make a few?

@Sunny_the_skeptic I just wanted everyone to follow the examples given can you make a few?

Probably not... but I'll give it another attempt

Optimist – The drink must have been good because they’re saving it for later

Pessimist – The drink must have been bad because they didn’t drink it all

Computer nerd – Water must stay in the glass because it’s bad for the computers

Theater Guard – Outside water isn’t allowed to be brought in the theater

Capitalist – we could separate the water and the glass and maximum the profits

Communist – we must split every drop or water and glass equally

Bill Clinton – “that depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is”

@Sukiesnow I thought someone didn't think there were any "rules" in commenting...on a game, too.

That's was a request, not a rule forcing me that I must do this or I must do that, demanding I follow a rule that was just randomly put in place on the spot and specifically targeted me and only me.

There is a huge difference between asking a number of people, including you to try again... and demanding people to change to the point it's no longer a game but it's work.

Because if you put too many demands on others, they're now trying to cross the t and dot the i and it takes all the fun out of the game, meaning it's no longer fun or enjoyable... and it then becomes unpaid work.

I want fun, not worrying about if my silly nonsensical game post is perfect pleasing to an overlord.

@Sukiesnow I thought someone didn't think there were any "rules" in commenting...on a game, too.

It's just how the game goes sukie, if people start chasing each other in hide and seek the game wont work. As you see everyone else just did it.

Need a smaller glass

Observation and asking questions: If it is being added to or filled, then it is halfway to be full. If it is being poured out or drunk from, it is half empty. Wherever completion of the task takes it, that is where the halfway point is. Projecting your own feelings onto the cup of water does not change what is actually happening with it. I know this to be a realistic way as to how we could view this whole half empty half full dilemma.
More methodical: If using the cup appropriately, you'll fill it, and deplete it, over and over even. If it is sitting, drink up so you can focus on the next task of filling it once more.

The realist takes the glass and drinks it

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