But, it's not - so, no.
Well that kinda denies the hypothetical situation all together
Well you don't have to play along I suppose.
If it points a death ray at me and parts my hair....it will..
It already is. BOOM I just killed 3 Billion people, It's chaos for humanity - as for the universe, not a peep
I already believe the universe in random and uncaring.
In the grand scheme of things we are nothing more than a "thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal."