Also about moby dick+87The first page of Moby Dick is like Herman Melville's dating profile, amirite?
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Also about moby dick and sperm+181"....secret purpose for this voyage: hunting down and killing MOBY DICK, an old, VERY LARGE SPERM WHALE..." That is supposed to be a children's book. What the hell were they thinking? It STILL makes us giggle, amirite?
Also about History+73John Lennon's ego broke up the Beatles, but everybody blamed the woman. amirite?
Also about moby dick+303If books didn't have symbolism and deeper meaning, a lot of them would be completely pointless. For example, Moby Dick: Some insane guy with a peg leg spends his life chasing a possibly satanic whale around the globe. Or take Catcher in the Rye: A whiny spoiled brat spends a few days aimlessly wandering around New York City. amirite?
Also about moby dick-35It would stink if someone saying "Moby Dick" pronounces "b"s like "d"s, amirite?
Also about History-42You sleep better knowing Orange Man Bad isn’t president anymore and that a man who drools and craps his Depends is in charge, amirite?
Also about moby dick+416The word "moby" is a synonym for big. This means that there are likely hundreds of sex jokes hidden inside Moby Dick. It could even be a secret Porno, amirite?