Also about great cook+16Your mom's either a great cook or a terrible one, amirite?
Also about cook and ingredients+16When you're cooking something out of a box you... 1. open it. 2.dump out all the ingredients. 3.throw the box away.. and then 4. dig through the trash and pull the box back out to actually read how long to cook it for or what to set the oven temp. to, amirite?
Also about cook and ingredients+8You wish you knew how to cook fast food at home, but then you realize you'd have to know all of the ingredients, amirite?
Also about cook and ingredients+11It's even worse than when a roommate simply eats your food when they use up your ingredients in weird ways where you can't cook anything you intended. It starts with pouring some teriyaki sauce on spaghetti, then some ground beef and salsa. It ends with not only an abomination of a food, but four messed up meals, and a roommate that should be beaten, amirite?
Also about great cook+1,057You know your a great cook when even the smoke alarm cheers you on, amirite?