Also about happen+238People say things happen at the worst times, like when you are getting your hair cut and you get an itch on your head and you think that you get itches at the worst times. But people really just notice things when they happen at bad times, like if you got an itch right now, you would just scratch it and it wouldn't be a big deal. it would just be another itch. amirite?
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Also about happen+385"Bad things always happen to good people"... No, bad things happen to everyone. Just some people decide to change because of it, amirite?
Also about happen+304If you keep pretending something will happen it will eventually happen, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+7You imagine a specific voice for each Amirite member whenever you read their posts/comments, amirite?
Also about faster+392If gangsters pulled up their pants they could walk way faster, and run faster from the cops, amirite?
Also about happen and faster+93Imagine you're traveling faster than the speed of light, faster than time, beating time. The Universe would come to a full stop & reverse itself from your frame of reference. As you gain speed, all things would happen at the same time in space then CRUNCH! (a / 0!) events would happen a Planck second ago, possibly ahead of time & behind your absolute non-position beyond space-time, amirite?