Also about hearing and house alarm+1It would be kind of weird and slightly annoying if your house alarm made the same bleeping noise that they use to replace curse words on TV, but hearing it wouldn't be all bad: at least you'd know that the motion censor works, amirite?
Also about yelled, stood, and elderly woman+371There was this woman on the bus that was breast-feeding in public. An elderly woman stood up and yelled "How dare you do that in public! Do you know how disgusting that is?". Looking back, it probably wasn't the best time to masturbate, amirite?