For all you fun-loving blondes.... here's a year in review: ** A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. November Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Just a fun post....most blondes are very smart!