For all you fun-loving blondes.... here's a year in review: ** A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. November Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

Just a fun post....most blondes are very smart!

Image for post For all you fun-loving blondes.... here's a year in review:    **************************************************  A Blonde's  Year in  Review            *******January*******   Took  new scarf back to store  because it was too tight.     *******February*******    Fired  from pharmacy job for  failing to print  labels.... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't  fit in  printer!!!  *******March******* Got   really  excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box  said '  2-4 years!'    *******April*******    Trapped  on escalator for hours  ...   Power went  out!!!  *******May*******              Tried  to make  Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water  won't fit  into those little packets!!!         *******June******* Tried  to go water  skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a  slope.         *******July******* Lost  breast stroke swimming  competition..... Learned later that the  other swimmers cheated-  they used their  arms!!!  *******August******* Got  locked out of my car in  rain storm..... Darn car filled up with  water because convertible  top was  open.  *******September*******    The  capital of California is  'C'.....isn't it???      *******October******* Hate  M & M's.....They are  so hard to peel.     *******November*******       Baked  Thanksgiving turkey for  4 1/2 days  ..   Instructions  said bake 1 hour  per pound and I weigh 108!!         *******December*******    Couldn't  call  911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid   phone!!!
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Yay, I thought they were very funny, and I'm a natural blonde.

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@2639942

It's a joke, a funny joke...LAUGH!

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@2639948

This post has nothing to do with me, it's a JOKE.

A JOKE, get it....it's a JOKE!

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@2635242

hahaha That one was very funny..... lol

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@2635263

lol great graphic, Tiff.

Another one: restaurant is short on staff and needs a washer. Blonde applies and buys a Maytag.hehe smilie

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post on this one because I'm not a blonde.

I have never understood how the dumb blonde stereotype got started because some of the dumbest women I have known were all brunettes!biggrin smilie

@StarzAbove lol I don't think hair color has anything to do with intelligence, just saying. lol

I know this is only an acting job, but the actress Aubrey Plaza has made a living playing dumb brunettes!

@goblue1968 I know this is only an acting job, but the actress Aubrey Plaza has made a living playing dumb brunettes!

haha, I don't know who that is, so I'll take your word for it.

There are a lot of blonde actresses who play dumb....and they are very rich.....

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