When someone says the next sentences, I normally get confused on how anyone can say that with a straight face:
And so on...
People just baffle me sometimes...
How does that even makes sense?!!
I find that annoying.
When someone only tells half of the story, but the people hearing it think it was the whole story. That can be very misinforming.
Ah, I saw it like this: they hear part of it, then when hearing all of it, they don't accept the rest of the story, because it doesn't fit with their first reaction.
That could be too. :)
Correction on that last one: ...then it's your fault you're....
Completely agree with all your items. :)
You really nailed all of them!
The earth is flat.
SQL Server is a toy
Yes sir. It will be 32 years in September.
That's great!, undestanding SQL is a real skill
Thanks. You're a software developer yourself, right? What sort of technologies?
Actually I did my degree in software development / database design so SQL was covered but I ended up working in hardware, switching and routing and general infrastructure. For a while I was a CISCO CCNP and was a network engineer at my local University campus. I miss those days :)
Very cool. I think I would have enjoyed working at a University when I was younger too.
A SQL Injection joke! Too funny.
I find it hilarious, lol.
At one time people thought that AIDS was just desserts for gays.
Virgins shouldn't ride horses.
Ever heard this oldie? The only way a women should have an orgasm is with a man.
Masturbation causes blindness!
The Disagreeing Hordes might even be your friends.
Donald might even save America.