When someone says the next sentences, I normally get confused on how anyone can say that with a straight face:
And so on...
People just baffle me sometimes...
How does that even makes sense?!!
I find that annoying.
Ah, I saw it like this: they hear part of it, then when hearing all of it, they don't accept the rest of the story, because it doesn't fit with their first reaction.
Correction on that last one: ...then it's your fault you're....
Completely agree with all your items. :)
The earth is flat.
SQL Server is a toy
Yes sir. It will be 32 years in September.
Thanks. You're a software developer yourself, right? What sort of technologies?
Very cool. I think I would have enjoyed working at a University when I was younger too.
A SQL Injection joke! Too funny.
I find it hilarious, lol.
At one time people thought that AIDS was just desserts for gays.
Virgins shouldn't ride horses.
Ever heard this oldie? The only way a women should have an orgasm is with a man.
The Disagreeing Hordes might even be your friends.
Donald might even save America.