Dear Diary: There's a dog barking in our neighbourhood. Everytime I go out to find where the dog is...he shuts up. What should I do?

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Get a dog whistle, it will bark.

@Sukiesnow Not unless it's free... But. Thanks.

What is it worth to you to find that barking fucker? Nothing is free but air and you only get that because God allows you to. Then, you get old and die because you can't get any air.
$10 or something for a dog whistle. You can't afford one? Here ya go...$3.50. Pretty cheap; affordable to all: https://www.amazon.com/Training...GTZ4C5JAP14SZ3

For some reason I'm reminded of a funny SNL skit about convicts writing poetry.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-nig...ns/n8838?snl=1

Tyrone Greene (Eddie Murphy) recites his poem:

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.

Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

If no one is watching/around... then bark outside... and if the dog hears you, it will try to see what going on, and/or bark back at you.

Also see if it consistently happens at the same certain time... if so, then maybe you could go outside 10 mins before that and just listen outside to see what happens.

There's a little shit down in the garages in my building a chihuahua or a pincher, it just runs around and barks aggressively if it senses you walking nearby it starts barking any trying to crawl under the gate as if it wants to hurt you.

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