Do you remember that guy who had the perfect solution to crime and illegal immigration? What was it he used to do? Oh yes, I remember now, he used to forgive people! Murders, thieves and trespassers of every kind, he just forgave them. What ever happen to him? Right, we nailed him to a tree, I remember now.

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Jesus Christ was a man that traveled through the land
Hard working man and brave
He said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor"
So they laid Jesus Christ in His grave

Yes, Jesus was a man, a carpenter by hand
His followers true and brave
One dirty coward called Judas Iscariot
Laid poor Jesus in His grave

He went to the preacher, He went to the sheriff
Told them all the same
"Sell all of your jewelry and give it to the poor"
So they laid Jesus Christ in His grave
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This song was made in New York City
Of rich man and preachers, and slaves
If Jesus was to preach like He preached in Galillee
They would lay Jesus Christ in His grave

Woody Guthrie

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@PhilboydStudge Jesus Christ was a man that traveled through the land Hard working man and brave He said to the rich, "Give your...

Love Woody. He speaks the truth.

now Get out of here, you so and so, you got a boll weevil in your hair

@VicZinc Love Woody. He speaks the truth. now Get out of here, you so and so, you got a boll weevil in your hair

Me too my friend. While the records are antiquated, the stories he told of people struggling through tough times are relevant still.

Farmer said the to the boll weevil
"I'll see you at my door"
"Yes you will" said the boll weevil
"I've been there before"

Gonna get your home
Gonna get your home

Which one? We've nailed a lot of good people.

@VicZinc That we have my friend, that we have.

Wasn't the guy an accomplished trumpet player?

@Sukiesnow Better still...he could make water into wine.

He also had a lot of free time, taking vacations, whenever he wished for. I guess that's why he had time to get himself in the Bible. Well, at least the Mexican version of it.

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Thanks Gronk, but this wasn't aimed at either 'side' everyone should be peaceful and forgive trespasses. Turn the other check, that we we should do, no matter who is at fault.

I didn't nail him to a tree.

Who Obama ?

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