I hear there is the benefit of trace minerals if you swallow.
Probably, but my interest in guys is limited to superficial greetings ...
I own you one for rescuing me from that shark in Vietnam.
..and you never have to repay me... honest
Well, you did cook me a good meal out of it.
You can do a good high-five?
I need to rehearse it first and be mentally prepared
People are giving me high-fives and I am wondering what there hand is waiting for...
it sounds like you need to do hi-five night classes, until you get it right...
That's about it...and also...how hard do you have to hit?
I see it as a good way to subtly express other feelings for them... so a touch if it's all good fun, slap their hand harder if you think they're really cool... hang onto their hand for a few seconds if you wanna hint you like them just a bit more.... hold it and give them a hard look if you have undiscussed issues... and miss entirely and slap their face... if you either hate them or want to start some kind of kinky sex. There's so much more to hi fives
Yes... It calls for a chapter....
I like the part about slapping someone's face. I haven't heard that before.
No i just made that up... but I think it has potential
Gosh...I'm glad you told me...I was already rehearsing.
Keep rehearing, you could really own this as a relationship technique..,, we could demo it on YouTube and that Ellen show. We need to rename it though, how about the hi six? It's a hi five plus a surprise at the end :)
I'll ask people...let's hi six! And then demonstrate when they ask me what that is...:)
Sounds like a plan
Where is Tiff? She would do this post justice... Ha ha...
And where is the rest of the crowd who wants "lighthearted" posts.
This is not a lighthearted post.
You are just feeling guilty, because you haven't had a Finnish dick in your mouth yet. None that I know of, at least.
Some Finnish dick has been busy lately...
Yeah, our president got invited to the White House, which is an extremely rare occasion. He has been busy with Putin...
Doing what with Putin.
Putin owed him a BJ?
Yes, for saving Vlad the Impaler from a shark in Vietnam.
And you owe him one for rescuing that gd helicopter...
No.But if someone thinks they owe me one.....
Maybe you can make a deal with the person you are handcuffed to for 24 hours.
I'm sure she would agree.....