Can you give me a good excuse for turning down a date...? I've got a rash the Dr. thinks might be contagious.

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"I'm actually a man, sorry." - Works for the ladies.
"I've pooped my pants." - Works for the gents.

My husband got home a day early.

What works on me is not any words in particular but anything that suggests a lack of enthusiasm or doubt. I can get the hint just from a glance or body language but saying they are stressed and would rather leave it for another time is more than enough.

@Sukiesnow Yah...me, too. Who needs it? We need attraction, enthusiasm.

Exactly, the whole "i don't take no for an answer" thing is crazy... i mean you're going on a date not trying to sell used cars.

Every day is a better day without you in my life.Should get the message across.Thats really mean!cry smilie

@ThePrinceofWales Every day is a better day without you in my life.Should get the message across.Thats really mean!

How about: I'm afraid I might love you so much I might start stalking you...heh heh...

Just say you've got herpes

Do you mind if I'm a transsexual? Works every time hehe smilie

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I thought you were going to say: so I can't get back in! hehe smilie

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