"I'm actually a man, sorry." - Works for the ladies.
"I've pooped my pants." - Works for the gents.
I spit...you caught me off guard.
My husband got home a day early.
What works on me is not any words in particular but anything that suggests a lack of enthusiasm or doubt. I can get the hint just from a glance or body language but saying they are stressed and would rather leave it for another time is more than enough.
Yah...me, too. Who needs it? We need attraction, enthusiasm.
Exactly, the whole "i don't take no for an answer" thing is crazy... i mean you're going on a date not trying to sell used cars.
So who would you be handcuffed to for 24 hours?
Not a used car salesman It'd have to be someone I got along extremely well with in which case there's no one in my real life that I could think of.
After 24 hours you might get to know the used car salesman really well...
That's true! He might give me a good deal! At least if I asked him to lend a hand, he couldn't say no
Every day is a better day without you in my life.Should get the message across.Thats really mean!
How about: I'm afraid I might love you so much I might start stalking you...heh heh...
Just say you've got herpes
Do you mind if I'm a transsexual? Works every time
How about this one? "I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out." :)
I thought you were going to say: so I can't get back in!