Try it...it's a blast...and it makes you feel like you are writing a book...
He thought hard as he compiled an answer to this question.He regrets it is not a better one.
He is Welsh, it is a bloody good excuse.
"Marko tries to get up, but he has a jammed nerve in his left leg, somewhere near the end of Gluteus Maximus. He thinks hard, he has to pee. 'Damn leg!' he mumbles to himself, as he walks like a penguin to the bathroom. There he finally has a leak. It's not a WikiLeak, he thinks to himself. Mumbling continues. Then he finally gets back on his computer to find out, that Canadians have taken over the world. But... This is my world. Mine, he thinks out loud. Mumbling continues."
"See?" She said admiringly. "I'll have a game about it one day."
Talking about yourself in 3rd person sounds entitled.
It can be fun.