Also about write and book+752People say my jokes are too lame and corny. But when I write a corny joke book and make millions off of it, who will be laughing then? People... because they will be reading my book, amirite?
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Also about write poems+183When you are forced to write poems, it ends up sucking. But when you just write when you FEEL like it, they come out wonderfully swagged out. Amirite?
Also about happened+208You have some incident that happened when you were young that you and your sibling both SWEAR happened totally differently, and you're both 100% convinced of your own position, amirite?
Also about happened, write, and book+151Children's books these days are way too predictable and unrealistic. Somebody should start a series where they write real world versions of fairy tales; the first book could be titled: "Cinderalla: What Actually Happened" And the story would be exactly like the original, except no singing animals or fairy godmothers and the book ends when Cinderella dies at age 50 after 30 years of grueling labor, amirite?