Also about idea and wanted+134When you were little you wanted to have a career that now you look back on as being a crazy stupid idea, amirite?
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Also about spread rumors+196When some ppl are little kids, they hear 5/10 words of every sentence. When they get to high school they hear 20/10 words in every sentence and start to spread rumors and bend the truth. When they get to their 80s, they can barely hear 1/10 words in every sentence, amirite?
Also about important and wanted+130Sometimes yawning in the middle of a sentence can ruin the effect of very important news. For example: Oh yeah, I just wanted to tell you that your mother mWOH WO WOH WA WOH WO woh my dick, amirite?
Also about important and spread+322In a healthy human body, when one cell becomes infected or mutated, it will signal other cells to destroy it to ensure it doesn't spread. This is because the survival the the human body as a whole is more important than the survival of one cell. Humanity could learn a vital lesson from this, amirite?
Also about important and idea+203The most important inventions were invented by men. For example, millions of years ago, the wheel hadn't been invented. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food-preparation area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING. They then noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and had an idea: They could sit on the stones and watch! This was the first of a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to the television, amirite?
Also about Life+86Sometimes, you think about how lucky you are in life, amirite?