Also about Jokes & Humour+108If only far right wingnuts had a sense of humor this would be a much better world,
Also about ground and walking+848Walking is a really weird thing when you think about it. You constantly catch yourself from falling face first by putting your foot on the ground. Every step is like "Oh no. OH NO, I'M GONNA FALL! ...Nope, caught myself that time. WAIT NO I'M GONNA FALL AGAIN! ...Huh, maybe next time." amirite?
Also about ground and walking+300Humans are fucking masochists. They're given nutritious and satisfying food just growing out of the ground, and they take it and squeeze everything good out of them, throw it out, add a ton of sugar and fat, and then try to restrain themselves from eating it. They're given a giant Earth to walk about, and a body which only requires walking regularly to stay healthy, and so they make things to walk for them and torture themselves by exercising extra just to stay fit. Wtf, amirite?
Also about ground and walking+267Getting out of the pool and walking on the hot ground with no shoes on really hurts, amirite?
Also about walking+811When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?
Also about ground and walking+328It's weird how everyone suddenly becomes fascinated by the ground or compelled to check their phone when they are approaching a group of people handing out flyers. I mean, you've been walking on the same sidewalk for three blocks and just now think "HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THIS AWESOME SUBSTANCE I'M STANDING ON? AND THOSE CRACKS...WOW, THAT'S FUCKING AMAZING." amirite?