Also about satan+54How to kiss a girl: 1.Grab her hips. 2.Pull her in slowly. 3.Lean in. 4.Cut her head off with a machete. 5.Sacrifice her to the dark lord satan. Amirite?
Also about Religion-48The Protestant song, “Mary Did You Know?” is the most cringe worthy religious song of the last 100 years, amirite?
Also about satan+70If you go to Hell, why would Satan make you suffer instead of partying with you and thanking you for wreaking havoc on Earth, amirite?
Also about satan+42Conservatives believe their demons and constant obsessions were forced upon them by Hollywood, the liberal elite, Satan, Communist China, et al. Anything but their own base philosophy. Amirite?
Also about Religion+63Too much of anything is bad, except puppies, amirite?
Also about Religion+14You are better with money when you pay by cash... Amirite?
Also about satan+45Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?
Also about satan+36When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you demons, make demonade! No sugar added for Satan is sweet seduction. amirite?