Also about toilet+113Presidential elections are like choosing the least disgusting public toilet stall. The first stall has no toilet paper and piss on the floor, the middle stall has a giant turd on the seat and smells awful, and in the handicap stall, the toilet has been completely torn off and all that's left is a pipe sticking out of the wall with water gushing out of it, Amirite?
Also about clean and toilet+205It sucks being old enough to clean up your own vomit, especialy when you miss the toilet at first and get the toilet seat, or wall, amirite?
Also about clean and toilet+492No matter how clean a public toilet is, you're most comfortable doing your business in your very own toilet at home. amirite?
Also about clean and toilet+51Thinking a public toilet seat is clean, then sitting down and feeling the wetness of someone else's pee is the most disgusting thing ever, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour0Santa Claus should leverage space-time warps for faster delivery of presents, amirite? More
Also about toilet+470Dear automatic toilet flusher, I would appreciate it if you didn't flush while I'm still sitting on the toilet. No one can take a dump in five seconds, amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow-1The knee-jerk reaction of seeing a mouse on the premises is shrieking and climbing on a chair... Amirite?
Also by Sukiesnow+7You can talk to a stranger in a known place, to someone you know in a strange place, but stay away from a stranger in a strange place. Amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+7Finally, a way to pay for his wall, Trump just started shitting bricks. Amirite?
Also about clean and toilet+217It's usually more appealing to waste five minutes finding a clean toilet in a public space than just flushing whatever is in the toilet of the first stall you walked into, amirite?
Also about clean and toilet+119Guys, you hate it when your stream of urine splits in two, and the two streams are so far apart that only one will go in the toilet, and if you try to make both of them go in the toilet, they both go out of the toilet bowl, so you end up having to clean the urine on the floor with the toilet paper, but someone didn't replace the roll of tp, so you have to get some from another bathroom, amirite?