My nephew told me that they have banned 1st, 2nd and 3rd medals during school sports. Now everyone gets a ribbon for participating.
My school banned a certain brand of root beer because the bottle it comes in resembles a beer bottle. Apparently, brown glass bottles "promote drinking" or some shit.
I wish they'd ban sneezing in elevators. I was jammed in one a few months ago and some guy behind me with his face a few inches from my neck sneezed and it was so ewwwww