Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
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Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
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Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about slow and life+196Life is like a highway. As a child you wanted to grow up so fast, so you took the fast lane. But now that you are grown up, you realize that the fast lane is too fast, so you try moving into the slow lane. But no matter how hard you try, you can't slow yourself down, and for once in your life, you wish a cop would pull you over. amirite?
Also about slow and life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?