Oh yeah? Well, I can tell you that I surely WON'T be cleaning the lint trap on the dryer.
When you woke up...you would be in a field with a new job..
HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME?
All the corn you can pick and eat..
I can do that. Should we cuddle while eating it?
Let's just say you wouldn't be able to walk out of my house on your own power!
I'm guessing you'd let me use your Segway!? That's pretty spiff of you.
Kinda hard to use a Segway with two broken legs, you think? lol
I've honestly never even tried.
Me either, I've heard they are hard to get used to.
Never would happen undetected...I install high-end security systems for a living.
I will enter through the floor boards.
I'd run outside and phone the cops. If I attacked you and was able to subdue you, the cops would arrest me. Most likely you are more skilled at this than I and you'd probably stab me. I would video you leaving the house on my phone as it'll go viral on YouTube.
Hahaha! I like your approach.
Actually I could hire you to break in and we could be a you tube hit, we hire a house due for demolition and I arrive home and we start fighting until the entire house is destroyed
That would make for a really funny viral video.
I'd laugh...there's nothing here to eat...you might use my iPad but you'd have to know the password. Good luck with that.
I might just eat that iPad.
It's an old iPad and I'm looking for an excuse to get a new one...
That's some talent!
I'd probably have to call the ambulance or the coroner - my dog wouldn't leave much of you for me to pick up. If you come to my home and ask me, I'll feed you, let you use the hose to wash and not let you on my internet. I can only you do so much........
You're not on here much anymore...it's settled down...
I would eat your dog, call your siblings, and tell them to get bent.
I'm pretty sure that would not happen.
I'm pretty sure it already did.
You must have OD'd on The Walking Dead to believe that.
I could probably do that for you!
Are you looking for a creepy new friend?
NOT a nice host. 😠
I would knock you out with a sock full of batteries taken from your junk drawer.
I guess I've never even thought about bragging about something such as that.
And no, I'm not a Visigoth. Visigothic culture waned off somewhere in the 7th century.
I would become a food critic and judge you harshly on your ability to cook a proper meal from whatever ingredients I happen to have available at the given time. I would also check how well you've done my laundry and if you have downloaded any horse/moose porn with my WiFi box. Then, I would go online and rate your ass, between zero and five stars at rateyourburglar.com.
Did I break into a duplex shared by Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell?
Yes, we are the legion.
I think we would be friends and laugh about it in a week or so.
Holy shit! If you're serious, you are one of the nicest people ever.
That's not a good idea, and it's definately not the kind of job you retire from.
I retire to your bed once the sun goes down.
Lmao! That's a bit much.
I would have a fun conversation with you about random unrelated events. I'd make you laugh. Then I'd shoot you. Probably in the leg. All depends on whether you laughed or not. :)
Nobody is welcome in my house. So I shoot ask questions later but you are dead hahahahahahahAHAH
I would politely ask you to leave. Then I would call the police.
As the Satanist bible commands I will torture you without mercy.
Probably nothing but I can't say for my room mates
Give you a big smooch and hug then I'd ask how your day was.