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When on a diet!

  • Static on your TV set
  • Phlegm in your throat
  • Pain in your [fill in any body part you desire]
    etc.

Radioactive isotopes

Skin lesions

Very little infection, very few stitches, very little water in the flood

When it's chicken pox

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