What message would you like to see when you open a fortune cookie?

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You've hit the lottery!

@StarzAbove You've hit the lottery!

I think the lottery is free egg rolls..

@StarzAbove Awww....I want the money. lol

I think there's a lot of paper work for that... lol

@StarzAbove You've hit the lottery!

EXACTLY sometimes they give you lucky number I want the winning ticket to pop out of that cookie clap smilie

"Enjoy your final meal."

Bridge a'broken, hide below. Hands a'bleedin', can't let go. Enemy's sleeping, don't slit that throat.

You own a mansion and a yacht.

Have a good day

This entitles you to free ____.

The job is well done.

Your egg rolls are free!!..

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