Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean? NEW - Different colour from previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it. REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work. MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix. MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours. SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell. Link: http://www.bizcommunity.com/Jokes/196/12.html

Image for post Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?  *** NEW - Different colour from previous design.  * ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.  * FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.  * ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.  * REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.  * YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.  * MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.  * MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.  * SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell. *** Link: http://www.bizcommunity.com/Jokes/196/12.html
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Lol - indeed!
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Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?

NEW - Different colour from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

Link: http://www.bizcommunity.com/Jokes/196/12.html

Or my favorite - Not!
One size fits all. It is now changed to One Size Fits Most!

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