What would cause you to immediately grab hand sanitizer?

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If I dropped it. I would grab for it to try and catch it before it hit the ground.

After using a public bathroom.

I shake hands with someone and a minute later I see them sneeze in their hands.

If I was stealing it from someone else.

After shaking hands with some people

@ZonkeyBalls Feral zombies?

Exactly, they often sneak up to me at work disguised as superiors... but I know better eek smilie

A faulty, exploding cow.

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