Good morning, sunshine! Today's the day!
Here is your coffee, Master!
吸吮你的阴茎的时间 (said by a sexy sounding Asian woman)
"Have I told you you're beautiful when you wake up?"
Props to you. :)
"Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, I have an exploding surprise for you, under your bed."
The kids would would put a steaming cup of coffee on the nightstand, tell me it was there and then wait until I opened my eyes. That was the best way to wake up ever. No alarm clocks, way too harsh.
I have my clock set to radio for wake-up. I can't stand the sound of an alarm.
It's times to get up. Something simple.