If your alarm clock could wake you up with spoken words, what would it say?

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Good morning, sunshine! Today's the day!

Cornflake time!

Here is your coffee, Master! Image in content

吸吮你的阴茎的时间 (said by a sexy sounding Asian woman)

"Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, I have an exploding surprise for you, under your bed."

The kids would would put a steaming cup of coffee on the nightstand, tell me it was there and then wait until I opened my eyes. That was the best way to wake up ever. No alarm clocks, way too harsh.

It's times to get up. Something simple.

I mean,...NOW!!!

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