Also about told+55Sometimes you avoid telling someone a certain story because you've told that story to a lot of people and you forgot whether or not you told it to them, amirite?
Also by Visigothicreign+4If you remove the tiny seeds from an Italian sausage and plant them, they will grow sausage trees, amirite? More
Also about told-6My cousins daughter told me a funny joke yesterday she asked Do you know what a bunk bed can do that a black man can't? I said No. Then she said Support 2 children LOL. Racist jokes are always the best when told by a little kid, amirite?
Also about told+21When you get your hair highlighted, and the hairdressers make a mistake, there's a huge difference between saying, "I told you chocolate brown! NOT caramel!" and "I told dark brown, NOT light!" even though they basically mean the same thing. One screams spoiled brat, and the other is just normal. Amirite?
Also about told+26If someone told Ella Enchanted to not do anything anyone told her, what would happen? Would she just, like, implode? amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+5So I guess it’s a good idea to pay $75, get naked, and lie down in a most vulnerable position in front of a stranger because he has a sign that says masseuse and is wearing the same scrubs as an orderly in a psych-ward. Amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+2One of the greatest accomplishments a pop musician can have, is having their song re-interpreted by Kidz Bop, amirite? More