Also about god+637"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
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Also about man and god+17Man does not need God to be moral. Religion divides more than it unites. Religion is incompatible with Science. Scriptures are man-made and demonstrably false. God did not create man in his image. Man created God in his. amirite?
Also about man, death, and fear+225Many of us have thought about death and even if we try to deny it, deep inside we fear the last breath. After all man is afraid of the unknown and death lies out of the realms of human knowledge. amirite?
Also about death and fear+210The uncertainty that follows death strikes greater fear in the human mind than death itself, amirite?
Also about death and fear+297He's not a unicorn. He is the ULTIMATE DEATH BATTLE HORSE. FEAR THE SWORD OF DEATH AND DESPAIR THAT LIES ABOVE HIS EYES OF RAGE. Amirite?
Also about god, anger, and depression+508The five stages of making a sandwich- Denial: "We can't be out of cheese, we bought some yesterday!" Anger: "OH MY GOD, WHO ATE THE CHEESE!" Bargaining: "Dear God, if you give me cheese, I'll tell everyone this story, and they'll HAVE to believe in you!" Depression: "No cheese. No God." Acceptance: "Oh well. MUM, can you buy some more cheese?", amirite?
Also about god and man replied+234Two people in their late 90's meet for a romp in the closet of a retirement home. They undress and are about to do it when the woman realized she should warn the man about her heart condition. “I have acute angina,” she said. The man replied, “Thank God! Because your boobs are gross!”, amirite?
Also about man and god+704A man asks God, "What's a million years to you?" God says, "A second." The man says, "So then what's a million dollars to you?" God says, "A penny." So the man asks "Can I borrow a penny then?" To which God replies, "In a second." Amirite?