Professional beer taster.
Jelly doughnut taste tester.
England cricket scorer
None. I may be easy but I'm not free, or cheap.
Ruling the world. Any complaints? Huh? Are you talking to me, are you talking to meeeeeeeh?!!
Who needs money when you rule the world? Everyone just has to do what you say. You say "Get me some lasagne slave!" and they just do it. Or "You're woman is beautiful; she's mine now!" Nah, that's going too far. "Fetch the Royal Bong." would be good though.
"Putin, bring me the slippers! And Trump... Stop hiding behind that bush, I can see your silly hairpiece!"
The best thing of all would be just telling somebody to shut the fuck up and the actually do it. (You have to know somebody that never shuts the fuck up to understand.)
The crash test dummy for the womens sex therapy class
Money receiving. Hand me money; I keep and and charge you nothing for the service.
Shave Trump's head, and impeach him.
Take care of animals.