What should they offer at the concession stands in movie theaters?

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Honestly, there's only two reasons to go to a theater anymore;
The gigundo screen - and not all movies need that to be effective.
And - the popcorn! I can't make it as good as they do there.
Popcorn and a soda - I'm good to go. [I know, boring, right?]

@ZonkeyBalls You are not boring, Bud. You are just old. Just like the rest of us. ;o)

Thanks for the pep talk Zonk.

I didn't want to mention it at first,...
In case there were kids in the room,...
But, I order buttered popcorn!

I'm a wild man!
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@Budwick Thanks for the pep talk Zonk. I didn't want to mention it at first,... In case there were kids in the...

Who the hell would want to have their popcorn otherwise? They would be completely out-of-sync, when it comes to enjoying the real life.

@ZonkeyBalls Who the hell would want to have their popcorn otherwise? They would be completely out-of-sync, when it comes to...

Wow! That's really great news.
Now I don't have to hide my buttered popcorn and more. I don't have to sit in the back row with those men in the trench coats.
It's like a tremendous weight has been lifted!

Hey, you're not one of those guys in the trench coats, are you?

I just go for the movie, never buy anything from the concession stand.

Ninjas and happy grandmas with wrinkles around their R2-D2 -tattoos.

"fun time in the mouth"s

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