Honestly, there's only two reasons to go to a theater anymore;
The gigundo screen - and not all movies need that to be effective.
And - the popcorn! I can't make it as good as they do there.
Popcorn and a soda - I'm good to go. [I know, boring, right?]
You are not boring, Bud. You are just old. Just like the rest of us. ;o)
Thanks for the pep talk Zonk.
I didn't want to mention it at first,...
In case there were kids in the room,...
But, I order buttered popcorn!
I'm a wild man!
Who the hell would want to have their popcorn otherwise? They would be completely out-of-sync, when it comes to enjoying the real life.
Wow! That's really great news.
Now I don't have to hide my buttered popcorn and more. I don't have to sit in the back row with those men in the trench coats.
It's like a tremendous weight has been lifted!
Hey, you're not one of those guys in the trench coats, are you?
My penis might have touched your hand, when you reached for your ticket.
I just go for the movie, never buy anything from the concession stand.
Ha! You beat me to it, Phil.
Ninjas and happy grandmas with wrinkles around their R2-D2 -tattoos.
"fun time in the mouth"s