Also about Brands & Products+74Sparkling water is Sprite but a scam, amirite?
Also about bottled water+85You hate putting bottled water cases in the bottom of the shopping cart, because when you bend over, everyone sees your crack, amirite?
Also about bottled water+480When you finish some bottled water, you fill it back up with tap water for later. But doing this to an empty bottle of coke just seems wierd. amirite?
Also about bottled water+504People say "recycle your plastic bottles" all the time. You really want to recycle? Refill your plastic bottles with faucet water and don't buy bottled water again. Sure, you'll be putting Poland Spring or Deer Park out of business, but hey, you'll save the environment, amirite?
Also about Brands & Products+88The invention of clean water is the only reason your wife gets upset at you for being drunk. amirite?
Also about bottled water+292Bottled water: tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it, amirite?