Also about fast+285There are three types of guys on a high school track team... The strong/fast/muscular type, the skinny twigs who are really fast, and the guys who did it in middle school who are in it only because there are no cuts, amirite?
Also about Life+38Sometimes it being Monday does in fact warrant the dramatic or comedic overreactions that people give it, amirite?
Also about Life+21We're all just insignificant specs of dust in the scale of the universe and nothing really matters, amirite?
Also about life and moving+475I beg every teenager out there to stop complaining about how you hate school. On graduation day i guarantee you that you will realize that high school was such a good experience and it will be tough moving on to your own life alone. Please start appreciating your current life, amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by Jaxxi+37If the coronavirus has a patent (US2006257852) does that mean it is manmade and they have known about this for years? amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Jaxxi0Why isn't there a little **** icon by the heart so we can know who hated our comment or mindset on Amirite? More
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life, fast, and moving+196Life is like a highway. As a child you wanted to grow up so fast, so you took the fast lane. But now that you are grown up, you realize that the fast lane is too fast, so you try moving into the slow lane. But no matter how hard you try, you can't slow yourself down, and for once in your life, you wish a cop would pull you over. amirite?