We'll talk once you regain some perspective. This might be what you want to say to disagreers...amirite?

I might wish to rephrase that statement, though.

"We'll talk once you've regained your consciousness."

I like this perspective:

To my disagreers...you have no sense of humour. This is more of a JOKE post and the joke is on you.

If that is how you feel, why not offer another perspective that you may know?